So, today my Mum got married

She arrived fashionably late

  
John was only in a little bit of a tizz that she may have got lost on the way

The registrar was the double of hubby’s cousin, but neither of us got a photo

  
Keith & Johns sister Pearl preformed the witness duties and mother remembered the rings

  
She had even baked her own cake, and didn’t miss when it came to soaking the fruit in whiskey

  
Then they all lived happily ever after…